I found Jesus! He was hiding out in an IKEA bathroom.
Apparently, Jesus likes to hang out in public bathrooms, and is fond of writing on the stalls. You can see some of his divine graffiti in the picture on right.
The Telegraph UK has posted an article entitled, “‘Jesus’s face’ spotted on the toilet door in Ikea Glasgow.”
One shopper said: “It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.
“I was only heading to the toilet and found God.
“My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud.
“It’s certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes.”
I guess he is always watching. You better wash your hands, and don’t let him catch you lingering around your naughty parts for too long.
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Jesus really gets around and apparently has a thing for doors. I did a story earlier in the year on Jesus wanting to buy a car in Dade County, Florida.
http://bitchspot.jadedragononline.com/2009/02/10/...
I'll bet Jesus is on several doors where the wood's been cut from that same tree.
So, (ahem) why the long face, Jesus?
Somebody give him a sandwich.
Seriously, look at those ribs.
Sorta looks like one of the ghosts off pacman to me