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The creamy center is filled with demonic nougat!

Posted at October 31, 2009

What’s the use of Halloween if you don’t have lots of scary? So, I present to you the terror that is Pat Robertson and his insane clown posse:

Yep, you heard it right. Demons just love to sneak into bags of Halloween candy while it sits all lonely in the grocery store.

Here’s a few more quotes from Demon Hunter Kimberly Daniels:

[M]ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”

And:

Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats,” she wrote. “It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.”

Ah, my Halloween is complete now.

If you would like to read more, check out this article from the American’s United site.

Brother Richard

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  • Christy says:
    November 1, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    I don't think my local grocery store stocks the vampire Gummi bears. I will be writing them a scathing letter posthaste… And I worry about sex with demons every night.

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  • Lisa says:
    November 2, 2009 at 3:17 AM

    There might be something to this. Got home after trick or treating and my 4 yr. old had a 102 temp. and I woke up this morning to a strained back muscle. And those demons keep making me steal the chocolate out of my kids' candy.

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Brother Richard

I am a writer and public speaker living in Atlanta Georgia (the buckle of the Bible Belt).

Formerly, I was a fundamentalist minister, but now I spend my days building nontheist community, and encouraging others to "come out" of the atheist closet.

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